Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 20, 2007 at 6:41 am
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 00:04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 14167801

Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb

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Video Comments:
spammer188 (December 2, 2008 at 5:22 am)
hipatites a b en c
MudkipMS (December 2, 2008 at 4:45 am)
oh holy crap , i think broke my foot off .

and than my favourite silence night haha so funny shit
paulleoni (December 2, 2008 at 4:02 am)
the best
chankiller45 (December 2, 2008 at 3:12 am)
funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha jeff dunham is awsome hehe
TanMan8151 (December 1, 2008 at 9:25 pm)
Yea its greater than meaning.... On levels of awesome(i assume) 1.GOD 2.Chuck Norris 3. Achmed!! (in my version number 4 is guitar guy!!)
bsingh21 (December 1, 2008 at 9:23 pm)
the best act from Jeff Dunham to date
imbigbone (December 1, 2008 at 9:16 pm)
jingle bombs rock
hyperkitty08 (December 1, 2008 at 8:59 pm)
um, maybe i've just been in math class too long, but isn't DrkSlayar using greater than signs? or is that what he(or she, can't tell of course) meant?... (honest question, not sarcasm I swear)
michaelko4 (December 1, 2008 at 8:43 pm)
hey does any1 haave any idea what the guitarguy playied when he told him racist bustered?
ritsfata (December 1, 2008 at 8:26 pm)
imagine being the guitar guy, and being really well known as "Guitar guy"