The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

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Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: March 3, 2008 at 11:11 am
Author: TheOnion

Length: 00:01:08
Rating: 4.84
Views: 414420

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tacobelllord (December 4, 2008 at 7:48 pm)
sob they removed it lol
tifisiwo86 (December 4, 2008 at 5:26 pm)
hilarious!
kellnergram (December 4, 2008 at 1:31 pm)
desertblbuesman, you are sooo right, this IS a serious study - the white coats, the control group, the presentation on ONN. And we mustn't forget the attention to detail, as in mention of the little tufts of hair behind the ears of some of the victims, oops, I mean subjects.
desertblbuesman (December 4, 2008 at 1:26 pm)
And not to mention it was presented on a news like broadcast, and the additional fact that it on youtube, well, that clearly pushs it into the realm of good science.
captincrunch2510 (December 3, 2008 at 8:20 pm)
HAHA it might be the funnyest thing i ever saw
dakotamorgany106 (December 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm)
obviously not
DarkDragonas (December 3, 2008 at 4:55 am)
they do THAT in rl too,like studies say that the kirchen is the most dangerous room in the house...*sarcastically* NO, a whole room full of knives, toasters, stove, other objects that create a dangerous amount of heat? room like that? Dangerous? Well I guess that wasnt a waste of money after all
proto993 (December 2, 2008 at 11:02 pm)
well now i know
siddharth31090 (December 2, 2008 at 9:51 pm)
haha nice...
Darkhobbo (December 2, 2008 at 4:35 pm)
ohh defintley and all the equipment