The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate

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Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: July 15, 2008 at 8:27 am
Author: TheOnion

Length: 00:01:58
Rating: 4.91
Views: 108213

Tags: comedy funny onion fake news john mccain barack obama election 2008 white house evil

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clash360 (December 4, 2008 at 1:30 pm)
obama did coke and mccain killed a few ppl lol
exploto3 (November 29, 2008 at 11:16 pm)
Aww, I can't find a single person who actually fell for this one... disapointing.
exploto3 (November 29, 2008 at 11:14 pm)
You know, my first grade teacher told me that saying black people are good at basketball is stereotyping... I think this guy is right for similar reasons.
PepeLePew125 (November 28, 2008 at 8:55 am)
in other news: the Mark Martin car, sponsored by Viagra, came close to the Tampax car, driven by Dana Patrick, but could not beat it through the finish line.
barfytheduck (November 22, 2008 at 5:49 pm)
And, eventually, they did find their candidate...I wonder who it was?

And on a completely unrelated note, did you hear that Obama won the presidency! WOOT! GOBAMA! :D
giveahoot08 (November 21, 2008 at 11:03 pm)
i thought that being a former juvie who hasn't reformed would be an option...i guess it's just not as scary as it used to be
jdvarga83 (November 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm)
This may be the greatest video ever in the history of humans. lol :D
vengefulbeauty (November 20, 2008 at 4:34 pm)
Haha! Fuck the future! That's my motto when I go out, party and get wasted, knowing I have class the next morning.
Hooya2 (November 20, 2008 at 1:03 pm)
Funny, I was expecting the 'setting things on fire' option to score higher. Arsonists just aren't as dedicated as they used to be...
nothingelseworked64 (November 19, 2008 at 6:00 am)
If you can't randomly ramble on the onion video comment pages, where can you? There arent thsat many portals to another dimention.