Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

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Lyrics from whatthefolk.net

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: July 3, 2007 at 7:42 am
Author: r8dkid

Length: 00:02:03
Rating: 4.91
Views: 6388505

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Video Comments:
arsenal622 (December 4, 2008 at 11:40 pm)
the live version is so much funnier
SykoLightProductions (December 4, 2008 at 9:51 pm)
YAY!!!!!!
Their aint no party like my nana's tea party!
HEY HO!
warriorfan24 (December 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm)
thank you!

"i'm the hiphop-opotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!.......*bret dancing wildly in background, awkward silence*....."
Hacknsack (December 4, 2008 at 9:04 pm)
lol love there dance
SykoLightProductions (December 4, 2008 at 9:03 pm)
dose it really matter? i mean your not forced to read these messages or at least "they" dont force you to. they just like the song and that is their way of expressing their approval of the certain lyric that they post.
slapnut1 (December 4, 2008 at 7:04 pm)
why does everyone type the lyrics in comments... we know the song we don't have to see it too... hilarious by the way
Foermia (December 4, 2008 at 5:34 pm)
this sound similar to jurassic five to anyone else? lol
TheC33 (December 4, 2008 at 3:37 pm)
Who's the motherflippin?
mtthwclgg (December 3, 2008 at 11:39 pm)
I'm the mutha flippin'
thriveandsurvive (December 3, 2008 at 8:50 pm)
my god i just love when they shuffle.